Hm I have not blogged for some time. This post contains explicit content and please do not read on if you feel you may be offended. Some knowledge of basic mathematics is also required for you to understand my analysis. So if you are intending to do some brainless reading, do not read on.

My floor is a big rectangle, with rooms lined along its length. We have 3 toilets here, 1 for male on the extreme left, 1 for female in the centre, and a unisex one which is on the right. I am staying on the right side. I need to provide this crucial information before I can start on my case. I frequent the unisex toilet because I stay on the extreme right. I hope you are following. Recently, I am quite troubled by this toilet. I often witness shit stain on the toilet bowl. The shit stain is disturbing as it is really black, sticky and can withstand multiple flushing. You can imagine it as the sticky chewy chocolate ice cream from swensens that i like. Moreover, the shit stains are often found on unexpected and unconventional places. If you can visualize the toilet seat as a horizontal plane, the stains are found on the part of the toilet seat that is perpendicular to the plane. Confused? Ok the stain is at the edge of the seat but not on the seat. Understand? Ok the stains also spread across the toilet bowl from the top of toilet bowl all the way till the water area. It will be helpful if you imagine that it is the work of a spraying device. This whole scene has become so common that it raises quite a bit of concern. I am really keen to find out who is the culprit.

Here’s my analysis. Based on the logic that you will go to the toilet that is nearer, I have narrowed down possible suspects to the people living on the right side of the rectangle. Another point to note is that girls normally won’t use the unisex toilet to shit. So it will basically be the guys living on the right. On my side of the rectangle, there is another guy and he is my senior resident. I ruled him out as he went home yesterday but I saw the stain again yesterday night. Moreover, he is quite a nice guy and he eats a fair bit of fruits. Hence, he probably cannot produce such sticky product. A point to note is that I suspect he wiped off a shit stain on the toilet seat as the stain was gone after I saw him use the cubicle. He’s a really nice guy I have to say. So it will be down to the few guys living opposite us. Just when I felt that I almost narrowed down to the culprit, I saw guys living in the middle of the rectangle using the toilet. Hm my analysis is getting more complicated as one of my assumption does not hold now.

I wonder who the culprit is. But even if I find out, what am I suppose to tell him?? Hai I better stop analyzing rubbish. And sleep now.